Kab lus no yog rau cov neeg uas xav tias txhua yam hauv lub neej txhua hnub yog qhov dhau heev thiab xav tau kom lom zem me ntsis. Xaiv koj lub hom phiaj thiab siv sijhawm kom zoo, lossis koj yuav pom tias muaj lub koob npe tsis zoo nrog koj cov neeg ua haujlwm, cov phooj ywg hauv chav kawm, lossis cov phooj ywg ua haujlwm.
Kauj ruam
Txoj Kev 1 ntawm 4: Siv Tactics Tsis Txaus Siab
Kauj Ruam 1. Siv cov kab lus ntev
Npaj ua ntej kom koj tuaj yeem hais cov kab lus no sai, zoo li lawv yog ib feem ntawm kev sib tham ib txwm muaj. Cov kab lus thiab cov lus no ua rau nkag siab, tab sis ntau tus neeg yuav nyuaj rau nkag siab lawv lub ntsiab lus. Nov yog qee cov kab lus piv txwv uas koj tuaj yeem hloov kho rau lwm yam kev kawm:
- "Kuv yuav tsis tau tham nrog koj txog qhov no yog tias kuv xav tias kuv tsis yog tib leeg nrog qhov kev xav no." (Kab lus no cuam tshuam nrog kev siv ntau dhau ntawm qhov tsis zoo, uas txhais tau tias "Nws zoo li peb tau nkag siab.").
- "Tsoomfwv txoj phiaj xwm kom nce se tau raug tshem tawm." (Lo lus "tsoomfwv" thiab lo lus "phiaj xwm" tuaj yeem suav tias yog cov ntsiab lus sib txawv ntawm kab lus, thiab tus neeg mloog yuav tsum xav tiag tiag txog lawv cov lus txhais hauv nruab nrab ntawm kab lus.)
- "Vim yog nyiaj txiag, muaj nyiaj zoo dua li ua neeg txom nyem." (Qhov no yog qhov tseeb tseeb).
Kauj Ruam 2. Ua cov ntaub ntawv hais txog yam uas muaj kev sib txuas zoo
Piv txwv li, hais "Qhov ntawd ua rau kuv nco txog kuv txiv tus qub phooj ywg tus phooj ywg tus dev." Koj tuaj yeem tsim cov kev sib raug zoo no, lossis taug qab txoj hauv kev rau cov phooj ywg lossis cov neeg hauv koj tsev neeg uas koj paub. Yog tias koj xav ua kom muaj kev xav tsis thoob lossis luag, qhov kev tawm dag zog no yog txoj hauv kev zoo mus.
Kauj Ruam 3. Siv cov lus piav qhia nyuaj
Nthuav koj cov lus paub thiab xyaum ua cov lus tsis meej lossis cov lus uas ntev dhau thiab tsis muaj txiaj ntsig hauv kev sib tham. Txoj hauv kev no feem ntau yuav ua haujlwm nrog cov neeg uas tsis paub koj zoo, thiab cov uas muaj kev paub tsawg dua ntawm kev hais lus ntau dua li koj ua. Nov yog qee cov kab lus piv txwv:
- "Lub tswv yim zoo, tab sis koj puas tuaj yeem rov tshuaj xyuas koj lub tswv yim tsim?" (Koj puas tuaj yeem xav txog nws kom zoo dua?).
- "Dheev coj kuv ntawm no, tab sis kuv tau txais kev zoo siab los ntawm qhov kev paub no." (Kuv tuaj nthe, tab sis kuv muaj kev lom zem).
Kauj Ruam 4. Ua txuj tias koj muaj qhov tshwj xeeb tso dag nrog lwm tus
Thaum sib tham hauv pab pawg, xaiv ib tus neeg los tham nrog thiab ua zoo li koj ob leeg paub qhov kev zais tsis txaus ntseeg. Txhua lub sijhawm tam sim no, thaum lwm tus neeg tab tom ua qhov tsis txaus ntseeg, koj tuaj yeem tig mus rau tus neeg uas koj tau xaiv thiab luag, luag nyav, lossis ua rau nws luag.
Qhov no muaj txiaj ntsig tshaj plaws yog tus neeg uas koj xaiv twb paub koj li phiaj xwm lawm, tab sis nrog kev xyaum thiab muaj txuj ci siab, koj tseem tuaj yeem ua kom muaj kev sib tham sai sai, yog li koj lub hom phiaj tsis muaj txoj hauv kev tsis lees paub koj qhov kev tso dag
Txoj Kev 2 ntawm 4: Siv Kev Nyuaj Siab Tsis Txaus Siab
Kauj Ruam 1. Npaj cov lus dag lossis tsis txheeb ze
Tsis txheeb ze txhais tau tias yog cov lus teb uas tsis cuam tshuam nrog kev sib tham lossis cov lus teb uas ua raws. Nov yog qee qhov piv txwv ntawm cov lus nug lossis lus zoo siab, nrog cov lus teb tsis meej koj tuaj yeem siv:
- "Nyob zoo, koj nyob li cas?" - "Koj yog thawj tus uas tau hais rau kuv. Qhov ntawd txhais li cas?"
- "Thov txim, koj puas muaj sijhawm?" - "Tsis yog, tab sis kuv pom lub sijhawm tsuas yog ya mus ob peb feeb dhau los."
- "(ib kab lus nrog cov lus siv lossis lub npe ntawm qhov chaw, tus neeg, lub koom haum)" - "Thov txim, Kuv tsis nyiam Pokémon."
- "Nyob zoo sawv ntxov" - (npau taws) "Kuv tsis ntseeg tias koj yuav raug ntes tag kis!" - "Dab tsi?" - (zoo siab) "Zoo tham nrog koj, pom koj tom qab!"
Kauj Ruam 2. Thov kev pab uas tsis nkag siab, tom qab ntawd ua rau koj chim thaum koj qhov kev thov raug tsis lees paub
Piv txwv li, thov qiv cov khau los ntawm ib tus neeg txawv, lossis thov nws tso cai kom koj coj nws tus dev. lossis thov kev pab los ntawm nws los teeb tsa cov khoom siv hluav taws xob. Thaum nws tsis kam, saib nws tus kheej nrog qhov xav tsis thoob, mumbles cov lus "tib neeg niaj hnub no," thiab tso nws tus kheej.
Hloov chaw ntawm "tib neeg," koj tuaj yeem hais "menyuam hnub no," tab sis tsuas yog hais qhov no thaum koj tham nrog ib tus neeg uas muaj hnub nyoog loj dua koj
Kauj Ruam 3. Mus txuas ntxiv ua rau lub cev tsis meej pem
Txoj hauv kev no ua haujlwm tau zoo tshaj plaws yog tias koj ua thiab tham zoo li koj ib txwm ua tau zoo, tab sis koj mam li ceeb rau lwm tus neeg nrog ib qho ntawm cov hauv qab no:
- Muab koj tus kheej tso rau hauv av thiab nkag los lossis taug kev ib puag ncig zoo li roob ris thaum koj tawm hauv chav. Graham Chapman ntawm pab pawg ua yeeb yaj kiab Monty Python nyiam nkag mus noj hmo tseem ceeb thiab rub nws lub cev tawm tsam lwm tus neeg lub mis nyuj.
- Sawv ntsug ceeb toom thiab hwm tus neeg. Txawm tias muaj kev lom zem ntau dua yog tias koj ua nws thaum ua suab paj nruag hauv tebchaws ntawm koj lub tebchaws ntawm koj lub xov tooj ntawm tes.
Kauj Ruam 4. Ua rau tib neeg tsis meej pem los ntawm kev hloov chav
Nug ib tus neeg uas nyob ntawm koj tus phooj ywg lub tsev kom tso cai rau koj thiab koj tus pabcuam hloov pauv yam thaum tus phooj ywg tsis nyob hauv tsev. Kev lom zem nrog koj cov phooj ywg nrog kev hloov pauv tsis meej pem uas koj ua rau lawv chav. Qhov kev lom zem no ua tiav nrog cov phooj ywg zoo, nrog kev nkag siab zoo.
- Siv daim duab ntawm chav, tshem tawm txhua yam, tom qab ntawd rov qab raws nraim hauv daim duab hauv daim duab … nkaus xwb, ntxeev zoo li daim iav.
- Qhwv txhua yam hauv chav nrog ntawv xov xwm, suav nrog cov rooj tog zaum.
Txoj Kev 3 ntawm 4: Cov neeg taug kev tsis meej pem hauv Pej Xeem
Kauj Ruam 1. Sau lub thawv mayonnaise nrog yogurt
Ntxuav cov khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khawm) thiab ua kom lub tais mayonnaise no tas li. Nqa cov rhawv zeb no mus rau tom tiaj ua si lossis chaw noj mov thiab noj lawv cov ntsiab lus zoo siab heev ua kom lawv puv.
Kauj Ruam 2. Sau lub raj mis tsuag tsuag nrog cov dej ua kis las xiav
Txuas daim ntawv lo ntawm Windex lossis lwm yam khoom tu. Txau nws ntawm lub qhov rais tsheb lossis lwm yam khoom thiab so nws nrog daim ntaub. Kuj tsuag nws rau hauv koj lub qhov ncauj txhua lub sijhawm tam sim no thaum ib tus neeg tab tom saib.
Nws tsis pom zoo tias koj siv lub raj mis Windex tiag tshwj tsis yog koj paub tseeb tias lawv tau ntxuav tas lawm
Kauj Ruam 3. Taug kev ncig hnav ib tus menyuam roj hmab tes
Ua zoo li tsis muaj dab tsi nyob hauv koj txhais tes. Noj thiab tuav tes, thiab ua lwm yam zoo li koj txhais tes zoo li qub. Tom qab ib lossis ntau tus neeg tau saib koj li ob peb feeb, ua txuj ua rau xav tsis thoob thaum pom tus menyuam roj hmab. Qhib nrov nrov thiab khiav nrog tus menyuam roj hmab, uas tam sim no "caum" rau koj.
Txoj kev no tseem tuaj yeem siv nrog cov khoom yam tsis tau xav txog. Sim nrhiav cov khoom los ntawm cov khw muag khoom muag, khw muag khoom qub, thiab muag tsev, xws li cov duab ntxim nyiam
Kauj Ruam 4. Tshaj tawm cov paib cuav hauv qhov chaw pej xeem
Coob leej neeg nyiam luam cov duab pom ntawm cov paib ntawm cov tsheb ciav hlau, tus xov tooj, lossis lwm qhov chaw, thiab hloov cov lus lossis cov duab nrog cov lus dag. Nco ntsoov tias tso cov paib no rau ntawm cov khoom uas tsis yog koj li tuaj yeem ua rau cov tub ceev xwm lossis cov neeg ua haujlwm saib xyuas. Ib qho ntxiv, qhov kev nqis tes no suav tias yog kev ua txhaum cai hauv qee thaj chaw.
Kauj Ruam 5. Ua zoo li koj muaj qhov nyuaj zais npog
Ua txuj ua tus neeg soj xyuas tsis muaj peev xwm, sijhawm taug kev, lossis ua neeg vwm. Txog qhov tsis meej pem tshaj plaws, koj yuav tsum pib ua ib txwm muaj, thiab muab cov lus qhia maj mam hais txog "koj tiag." Nov yog qee qhov piv txwv ntawm cov xwm txheej koj tuaj yeem ua si:
- Muab tso rau hauv futuristic, sci-fi-style nplua. Ua tsis meej pem nyob ib puag ncig cov khoom niaj hnub, piv txwv li hnia lub xov tooj ntawm tes lossis sim caij tsheb kauj vab rov qab.
- Txuas ntxiv kev sib tham ib txwm muaj, tab sis koom nrog kev ncua ntev dua ua ntej koj teb. Pib luag nyav yam tsis muaj laj thawj pom, tom qab ntawd hais tawm qhov hnyav thiab hais tias "Kuv yuav tsum tau rov qab mus rau tsev kho mob hlwb tam sim." thiab mus deb.
Kauj Ruam 6. Npaj ua pej xeem kev ua yeeb yam lossis dhia seev cev
Nrog rau qhov no, koj yuav sai sai tau qee qhov muag tsis pom kev. Txawm li cas los xij, yog tias koj mus ntxiv mais, koj tuaj yeem tig lub qhov muag rau luag thiab npuaj teg - thaum tseem tsim kev tsis meej pem, tau kawg. Nov yog qee cov lus qhia los pab koj pib li no:
- Rau kev ua yeeb yam txaus luag hauv qhov chaw pej xeem, pib nrog ib tus neeg hnav cov ris tsho coj txawv txawv lossis ua qee yam txawv txawv, kom cov pej xeem saib xyuas yog kos. Xyuas kom tus neeg no ua piv txwv tias txhua yam zoo ib yam. Tom qab ob peb feeb, nqa ib lossis ntau tus cim los tham nrog tus neeg nrov nrov.
- Npaj cov tsos ntawm flash mob ntawm qhov chaw tshwj xeeb. Ua las voos, hu nkauj, lossis ua lwm yam dej num hauv zej zog.
- Mus ntsib Improv Txhua qhov chaw kom pom cov xwm txheej koj tuaj yeem koom nrog hauv thaj chaw uas koj nyob.
Txoj kev 4 ntawm 4: Ua rau tib neeg nkag siab yuam kev los ntawm Kev Xa Ntawv lossis Email
Kauj Ruam 1. Ua piv txwv tias koj tau hloov txoj haujlwm nyuaj (lossis kev puas tsuaj) mus rau lwm tus
Xa lus xa mus rau koj tus txij nkawm, phooj ywg, lossis tsev neeg, piav qhia txog txoj haujlwm tseem ceeb uas lawv yuav tsum tau ua. Piv txwv li:
- "Nyob zoo, kuv cov phooj ywg (ntxig lub npe ntawm lub tebchaws nyob deb ntawm no) los ntawm internet yog hauv Indonesia, tab sis kuv xav so hnub no. Kuv hais rau lawv tias koj tuaj yeem coj lawv ncig mus rau (ntxig lub npe ntawm lub nroog nyob ze ntawm no)). Lawv yuav nyob ntawm koj tsev sai sai no."
- (Rau ib tus phooj ywg uas nyuam qhuav rov qab los ntawm so) "Zoo siab rov qab los! Ua tsaug uas koj tso cai rau kuv nyob hauv koj lub tsev. Kuv tseem yuav qiv koj cov khaub ncaws rau ob peb hnub tom ntej no, tab sis cov khaub ncaws uas tsis zoo yuav raug xa rov qab rau lub asthiv no."
Kauj Ruam 2. Hais lus zoo li yog lwm tog hais qee yam txawv ntawm qhov nws hais
Xa ntawv xa xov, tab sis tsis quav ntsej txhua qhov lus teb los ntawm lwm tog neeg. Xa ib ntu ntawm cov lus no, tos tsawg kawg peb caug vib nas this rau qhov sib txawv ntawm txhua kab lus.
- Hav, koj nyob qhov twg?
- Yog, yuav luag npaj txhij.
- Kuv tsis xav tias nws paub dab tsi. Nws yuav tshwm sim hauv ob peb feeb.
- Koj hais tias kua txiv kab ntxwv qaub.
- Susan yuav nqa nws lub cuab yeej pab.
- Tos, koj puas tau qhia (ntxig rau lwm tus neeg lub npe)? Tshem tawm txhua yam, peb yuav ua qhov no rau lub lim tiam tom ntej.
Kauj Ruam 3. Zam ib tus neeg nrog cov lus nug tsis meej pem
Nug cov lus nug tsis tseeb, lossis riddles nrog cov lus teb nyuaj:
- "Yog tias miv ib txwm poob thiab tsaws ntawm nws txhais taw, thiab ci ib txwm tsaws ntawm nws sab buttered, yuav muaj dab tsi tshwm sim yog tias koj khi lub toast rau tus miv tom qab?"
- "Yog tias lub dav hlau poob hauv Antarctica, qhov twg lawv faus cov neeg muaj txoj sia nyob?" (Teb: Vim li cas cov neeg muaj txoj sia nyob yuav tsum raug faus?)
Kauj Ruam 4. Xa cov lus rov qab
Mus rau qhov chaw muab kev pab cuam rov qab lub vev xaib thiab ntaus koj cov lus. Lub vev xaib no yuav tig koj cov lus ntxeev. Tsis yog txhua qhov kev sib tham, email thov, thiab browser tuaj yeem pom cov cim no, yog li cov neeg tau txais koj cov lus tsuas yog pom kab ntawm cov thawv lossis cov lus nug.
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- Yog xav paub ntau ntxiv, koj tuaj yeem nrhiav lwm cov ntsiab lus prank ntawm wikiHow.
- Tsis txhob ua rau tib neeg tsis meej pem txhua lub sijhawm koj pom lawv. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws yog tias nws yuav nkag siab tias koj muaj kev lom zem thiab tsis txhob xav tsis thoob. Qhov xwm txheej phem tshaj, koj yuav ua rau nws chim siab thiab koj txoj kev sib raug zoo yuav raug teeb meem.
